Slime Princess, you're all right. Flame Princess, you're okay. Wildberry Princess could be better. All of the princesses are pretty all right, but, oh, Bubblegum, you look like a lot of fun. I'm right outside, and that is how I know. Hey, Princess, did you get my text with a picture of my awesome gun show? I'm also working on my pecs. If you'd like, I'll send you a picture of that, too. Oh, Bubblegum, I really need someone, or anyone, pretty much anyone. I'm so alone. Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me? Anybody? Anybody?
