So I heard the bad news Nobody likes me and I'm gonna die alone In my bedroom Looking at strangers on my telephone Well, what are you? Wouldn't you like if I believed those words? I'm born to lose I never try and I will never learn but I've been looking at myself in the mirror saying Don't leave me now, don't leave me now I've been looking at myself in the mirror saying Don't leave me now And I turn around like Oh my god lady, I'm your number one thing So I call it lady, lady, stand lady I would give my life just to hold your hand I'm your number one fan, I'm your number one, number one fan So here's the bad news I'm coming for everyone and I'm coming on strong New hair and new shoes Yeah, I get what I like because I do what I want I've been looking at myself in the mirror saying Don't leave me now, don't leave me now I've been looking at myself in the mirror saying Don't leave me now And I turn around like Oh my god lady, I'm your number one thing So I call it lady, lady, stand lady I would give my life just to hold your hand I'm your number one fan, I'm your number one, number one fan Number one, number one fan Number one, number one You never think of it Will you stick up for me? You never think of it Are you gonna believe that I can do it? Love me in a way that only you can You'll be my number one, number one Oh my god lady, I'm your number one thing I'm your number one fan So I call it lady, lady, stand lady I would give my life just to hold your hand I'm your number one fan, I'm your number one, number one fan Oh my god lady, I'm your number one thing So I call it lady, lady, stand lady I would give my life just to hold your hand I'm your number one fan, I'm your number one, number one fan Number one, number one Number one, number one