Well, I won me a trip to Nudist Colony For a fifty cent chance I was on my way to seeThe things that I have read about, the goings on insideThe sights to see behind that fence, the hides that they don't hideWell, I saw me this gal at the Nudist ColonyI was walking along, she was walking in front of meI noticed all her many charms and believe me she had quite a fewI wanted to take her in my arms, but I knew that wouldn't doSo I said to this gal at the Nudist ColonyWhy, it's hotter than sand, shall we go sit beneath a tree?She looked at me for quite a while, I guess I had blushed a bitThen she broke into a great big smileHot dog, I made a hitWell, we talked for a while, then she gave me a smile and saidIt sure is warm, let's go somewhere else insteadSo we found a great big shady treeWe left that hot old sunI'd smile at her and she'd smile at meJust watching her was funYeah, we did have fun, but it's over and done for meNow I'm back on my job down at the factoryBoy, I got me a wife and I'll say one thingYou get just what you seeIf you meet your wife like I met mine at the Nudist ColonyYeah, I wish you could see that sweet thingThat I met down at the Nudist ColonyMmm, if she had something else