Well, I won me a trip to Nudist Colony For a fifty cent chance I was on my way to see
The things that I have read about, the goings on inside
The sights to see behind that fence, the hides that they don't hide
Well, I saw me this gal at the Nudist Colony
I was walking along, she was walking in front of me
I noticed all her many charms and believe me she had quite a few
I wanted to take her in my arms, but I knew that wouldn't do
So I said to this gal at the Nudist Colony
Why, it's hotter than sand, shall we go sit beneath a tree?
She looked at me for quite a while, I guess I had blushed a bit
Then she broke into a great big smile
Hot dog, I made a hit
Well, we talked for a while, then she gave me a smile and said
It sure is warm, let's go somewhere else instead
So we found a great big shady tree
We left that hot old sun
I'd smile at her and she'd smile at me
Just watching her was fun
Yeah, we did have fun, but it's over and done for me
Now I'm back on my job down at the factory
Boy, I got me a wife and I'll say one thing
You get just what you see
If you meet your wife like I met mine at the Nudist Colony
Yeah, I wish you could see that sweet thing
That I met down at the Nudist Colony
Mmm, if she had something else