Life is hard
And so am I
You better give me something
So I don't die
Novocaine for the soul
Before I sputter out
Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling, will you be here
Before I sputter out
Guess whose living here
With the great undead
This paint by numbers life
Is *** with my head once again
Life is good
And I feel great
'cause mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out