The Alpha Males are out of townAnd now they're punks, they take their seatsHere's me makin' for the jazz clubA place I've never, ever seenHere's me goin' to see the princessA catcher of points and * up jazzThere's a crazy old ladyPerfect hairdo, evening gownAs I crack my bottle openShe slowly turns her head aroundWith a look of disapprovalCutting through the trombone soundGangs cut that *Stand upStop that noiseBitch you're a punkThis is no hangout for you boysThis is no hangout for you boysThe Alpha Males are out of townWhitley Bay Gang take their seatsHere's me makin' for the folk clubPlay some tunes and make my dayHere's me hidin' up for hoursDrivin' up the castle wayThe old geezers at the folk clubThey hang out here for a party loveThis must be Geordie folk rulesI sure know right from wrongNeed something to sing alongBetter pour some water for meI'm on this song and we'll all be fineBet you kick that *, stop that noiseBet you get punk, this is no hangers for you boysThis is no hangers for you boysThis ain't such a different worldThis is such a different songThere'll be a voice that come inside for usBut now this is not where I belongThis ain't such a different worldThis ain't such a different songThere'll be a voice that come inside for usBut now this is not where I belongThis ain't such a different songThis is such a different songThere'll be a place that covered tight for us, I knowBut this is not where I belong