Hand me down jewels and your dirty blonde hair I think you're so cool and different and then The law pulls up and you get in the car and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar Pinky promised I was quitting Pinky promised that I wouldn't love somebody if they didn't I'm a girl with big ambitions, but did I listen? No, no, no, no They're tortured and I wouldn't understand it Guess they got a lot of unexamined father-son baggage They don't wanna talk about it Is that a challenge? Oh, oh, oh, oh Funny, I could pick them in a line-up, line-up Pretty certain I could do it with my eyes shut, eyes shut A little self-obsessive and I sign up, sign up Hand me down jewels and your dirty blonde hair I think you're so cool and different and then The law pulls up and you get in the car and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar Talk about me, make it all about you Caught you rippin' your jeans and that's when I knew You'd leave me dead if it set you apart and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar He's been a player since the cradle On a lucky cause he could've chosen any girl to *** with And he chose me so I guess I should be grateful No, no, no, no Funny, I could pick them in a line-up, line-up Pretty certain I could do it with my eyes shut, eyes shut A little self-obsessive and I sign up, sign up Where's the pen? Where's the line? Hand me down jewels and your dirty blonde hair I think you're so cool and different and then The law pulls up and you get in the car and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar Talk about me, make it all about you Caught you rippin' your jeans and that's when I knew You'd leave me dead if it set you apart and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar Not another rockstar Not another rockstar Glad that I got out before it got dark You could be a better person though it's not hard If there was a moment in this life you saw it going Different, tell me what part? Hand me down jewels and your dirty blonde hair I think you're so cool and different and then The law pulls up and you get in the car and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar Talk about me, make it all about you Caught you rippin' your jeans and that's when I knew You'd leave me dead if it set you apart and I'm like Oh god damn, not another rockstar