Yo, how do I keep getting in relationships like this? Maybe it says something about me, should I look in the mirror? I just want you to be normal, why can't you bitches be normal? Always gotta be so extra, why you always need a lecture? My ex hates to talk, she's a texter, even when I'm in bed laying right next to her She wants to get back together, sittin' until she gets her act together She thinks I'm being mean and now she starts a screamin' shop She's about to let the demons out, she don't wanna see me with other females out I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route She retaliates by trying to leave the house in an evening gown with her cleavage out We've been down this road too many times for me to count And all I can think is how I just want you to be normal, why can't you bitches be normal? Always gotta be so extra, like a ***in' terrestrial Guess it comes with the territory, my ex-girl, she just declared war Therefore I better prepare for it, I guess being weird's normal And I don't know what's got a hold of me, most notably I've been zoned into Jodeci I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted, so much so that I bet you she don't even know That she's the first thing I think of when I wake up And the last thing I think of before I go to sleep Psych, hope she don't notice me going through her purse I know she cheats on her while I'm soulless, she's heartless No wonder we're partners, we've got hundreds of charges Domestic disputes, but we've always swept it under the carpet Even when 911 gets the call, then I slept up and busted her jaw with A Louisville slugger, cause all's it really does is make our love for each other grow stronger She won me over the second she tried to run me over Told her I'd keep it a hun, we overkicked her I called her back, now she's coming over But why's she so wicked and how the *** did I get so twisted? Up with someone so unlikable and shifty We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with ignitable liquids But I'm finally seeing she's only mine for the time being That's why I keep bringing up that one time she tried to two-time me And throw it up in her face till I try heave How could I be so naive? Should I leave or turn this entire evening to a mother***ing crime scene? Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him You weren't supposed to agree, you ***ing bitch Especially when you're the one cheated First, now the argument immediately becomes heated You don't want me to flip, little conceited *** eater, monkey dick, wrapped in a stuffed pita Fajita, slut treated, just like a drumbeated And once you've succeeded, repeat it I love you, but I hope you ***ing die, though In our business, your friends like to pry, so You got them all undercover just like moles Hoping they'll come back with intel But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral Cause now the roles are reversed, so here I go Thinking I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone Who the ***'s Milo? The guy at work who drives a Hilo I put a tracking device on your Chrysler And follow you while you drive home But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown You recognize me and have Milo flip me off Right out the passenger side window I hit a light pole, you skirt off and then pull up At 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head With Milo's demo But like a drunk bum, what do I know? Let's sleep on it like they did Revival I told you, you're the apple of my eye So shut your pie hole Just wanna be normal Why can't you be normal? Yeah I just wanna be normal Why can't you be normal?
