At the appliance shop I bought a filthy book
Locked in the lab I had a bloody good look
There was a naked *** lady and a man dressed the same
Doing something very rude with a funny foreign name
It was called Fella Fella-ish, Fella-y, Fella-y
It was called Fella Fella-tell-a-roon-io It was called Fella Fella-tell-a-ray-she-o
It was called Fella up the back of a lorry-o
Oh yeah!
So I went to me girlfriend, but she said, oh
That's not very nice and I don't want to know
So I tactfully said, forget that it's a cock
Pretend you're at the seaside and it's a stick of rock
But she wasn't swallowing that
You know what she said? She said, goodness me!
Well, she said, no, no, no, no, no, no
I could never, never do a filthy thing like that
She said, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's flat
I could never, never do a filthy thing like that
She said it was rude
Hey!