What Do You Get When You Fall In Love?I'll Never Fall In Love AgainWhat do you get when you kiss a guy?You get enough germs to catch pneumoniaAfter you do, he'll never phone youI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againDon't tell me what it's all aboutCause I've been there and I'm glad I'm outOut of the chains, the chains that bind youThat is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you fall in love?You only get lies and pain and sorrowWhat do you get when you fall in love?So for at least until tomorrowI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againDon't tell me what it's all aboutCause I've been there and I'm glad I'm outOut of the chains, the chains that bind youThat is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you give your heart?You get it all broken up and batteredThat's what you get, a heart that's shatteredI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againFall in love again