He was sittin' by me at the beach front bar He seemed pretty tore up, so I bought him a beer And we lit up a couple Cuban cigars Well, a couple beers in, we was gettin' profound He said a guy like me likes the simple things That I can wrap my head around I didn't know where he was goin', but I began to understand When he stood up on his stool like a fool And started hollerin' at the band So play me somethin' about drinkin', one about cheatin' A few about losin', lyin' and leavin' Somethin' where somebody did somebody wrong And play it all night long But don't play me no love, love, love songs But don't play me no love, love, love songs He said, wait a minute, man, I know who you are Ain't you that fella on the TV, in a cowboy hat, always playin' guitar? I said, yeah, that's me, I thought, boy, there goes that He didn't want a CD or a picture of me on a rack No, all he asked was play me somethin' about drinkin', one about cheatin' A few about losin', lyin' and leavin' Somethin' where somebody did somebody wrong And play it all night long But don't play me no love, love, love songs But don't play me no love, love, love songs No, I'm gonna last forever, smilin', dancin' and laughin' Hey, let me hear about how it really happens Play me somethin' about drinkin', one about cheatin' A few about losin', lyin' and leavin' Somethin' where somebody did somebody wrong Play me somethin' about drinkin', one about cheatin' A few about losin', lyin' and leavin' Somethin' where somebody did somebody wrong Like she done me wrong But don't play me no love, love, love songs But don't play me no love, love, love songs But don't play me no love, love, love songs But don't play me no love, love, love songs But don't play me no love, love, love songs Hey man, listen, check this out It's gonna be okay I know it hurts, believe me, I know it Listen, dude, there's a lot of fish in the sea Where you, where you goin'? I didn't say go catch one now Hey, hey, hey man, who's gonna help you pay for all this beer?