My teacher asked me where my homework was

And that's when I told her

No hablo Ingls Policeman caught me doing 90

And that's when pulled me over

No hablo Ingls A hippy with a tambourine

Asking me if I could spare a dollar

No hablo Ingls Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight

And grabs my collar

No hablo Ingls One, when I'm not feeling it

Two, when someone's full of ***

Three, when I get cut off at the bar To make a getaway it's all you gotta say

Quatro, cinco, seis

No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls

No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls My nephew asks me if I'd take him

To the Jonas Brothers movie

No hablo Ingls Walking my dog I see a sign that says

To please pick up the doodie

No hablo Ingls My mamma gets mad 'cause I never call my dad

On his birthday

No hablo Ingls A guy walks up and says

"Doda esta casel de pepe"

He no habla Ingls One, so many different uses

Two, you don't need no excuses

Three, it's as easy as the third grade The perfect getaway it's all you've gotta say

Quatro, cinco, seis

No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls

No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls Did you brush your teeth?

No hablo Ingls

Where'd you leave your pants?

No hablo Ingls Did you feed the fish?

No hablo Ingls

Do you like my band?

Wait, don't answer that No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls

No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?

No hablo Ingls

Did one of you guys pee in the pool?

No hablo Ingls Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?

No hablo Ingls

Can I borrow that beer?

No hablo Ingls No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls

No hablo Ingls