Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please. Uh, do you have an appointment, sir? No, I don't, but tell the doctor it's urgent that I see her. Well, just one moment. Dr. Slumber, Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named... Excuse me, what is your name? Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane. Dana, Dana! Oh, no! Oh, you can come right in, come right in, right now! Come on in, now let's go! Thank you, thank you. Well, I walked into the office, what did I see? A well-shaped body with the back to me, sitting in a chair with an old white gown. She said, Dana Dane, would you please lay down? She said that she wanted to reveal her face till my hour was up and I was on my way. Now we got to the matter of why I came there. I said, Doc, I keep having these crazy nightmares. Nightmares of the night. Nightmares, they're right. They just show imagination, not reality. Just keep telling yourself to then make believe. She said, relax yourself, won't you tell me once so I can diagnose and see what must be done. I lay back my head, try to inhale, caught my breath and then I said, well. Right one morning, I was late for class, had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass. Girls, they was hawking, dudes, they was talking, so this doggy dog female, I kept on walking. She was on it hard, there was no denying. Should've seen what this female was trying. Grabbing on my shirt, tugging on my slacks, pulling on my zipper bolt, I had to hold her back. Word up, Doc, on the ultimate. Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it. I kept on walking, had to leave this place, but she was all up on me, breathing in my face. You may think I'm lying, no, it's just a dream. This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen. I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed. Heard the bling, bling, bling, it was time for homeroom. I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy. She almost rammed me down, this nasty, fat nasty dipped to the stairs, running blind. Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind, got to the fourth floor, standing in the door. Girlie watching me walk down the corridor. The guys, they were jealous and getting mad and all the girlie wishing they had that class I had. Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher. Who did I see, that ugly black creature? Pawful, a man is standing in the door. Dinner broke out when the girlie went raw. Word him up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell. Heard a 3D, but she was fat as hell. I ran out the school, I didn't look back. I tell you, Dr. Scrum, but this girl was whack. And that's about the time when I awoke and I smelt that awful breath, it almost made me choke. Now tell me, Dr. Scrum, but how can it be that this dream somehow became reality? I can't go to sleep because I'm so damn scared because I keep having these dreams and nightmares. Nightmares of the night. Nightmares, they're right. They're just your imagination or reality. Just keep telling yourself that they'll make believe. Nightmares, nightmares. She said, listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure. But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure. I lay back my head, tried to concentrate. Then I told her the nightmare about the blind date. Had a blind date with the girl named Anita. The fever's the place I suppose I meet her. So did her body with her vicious butt. How did I know she was a marvelous mutt? This lady I met was as ugly as hell. Couldn't go in the gym with this female. I was tough and hard, she thought it's a wagon. Couldn't let her know I would live with this dragon. Grabbed her hand, did the Harlem whirl. But I left her like a lady for another girl. Now this other female, her name was Denise. Couldn't get no rest, could they have followed the beast? Everywhere I turned, everywhere I looked. There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook. I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived. But there was no place that I could hide. Cause she was sniffing me out like a hunger blood hound. Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground. Only thing left for me to do was to set her up with this other dude. Now this other dude, he was real upset. Cause this ugly female, he didn't want in check. He started acting wild, even called me a faggot. What could I do, he had a choo-choo automatic. I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door. Bumped into this other dude and I hit the floor. When I looked up, what did I see? I saw Anita the beast looking down at me. I couldn't try to play, couldn't try to pretend. Like the ASPCA, I had to take the dog in. Nightmares of the night. Nightmares. Nightmares, they're right. They're just your imagination, not reality. Just keep telling yourself that they're made for me. Nightmares. Nightmares. Now I plead to Dr. Slumber, I just can't bear to have another one of these crazy nightmares. Then all of a sudden, she turns around and staring at me with that all white gown, with a catholic smile. Showing all her teeth, was that ugly female, Anita the beast. Dana, Dana honey, wake up. What's wrong? Wake up, honey. You are just having a nightmare. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.