Evidence of a new religion, I'll spare you the details
Affluent from a bloated business with replica shirt sales
Two for the kids, one for the wife, indicated a stunted life
Didn't know gullibility was so ripe, well you do know now
Evidence of a new religion, some heavy with a gripe
Strikes a blow with his senses formed by summoning Star Wars tripe
Here's a thing that I'd love to see, when the England walks free today
If you only agree to flee, with every Jedi Knight
And lo, my faith, it was worn, we can't be alone
Don't say we're alone
Give me ancestry that's inbred, give me wit that's completely dead
Give me a Z for the back of my head, I wanna join in too
Evidence of a new religion, meeting a human need
Fertilizer for the brain, feeding the weakest seed
Feeding the weakest seed
Feeding the weakest seed