I started taking testosterone about eight years ago,
right around the same time that I had chest surgery.
And I did a lot of research about the effects of testosterone,
and I was very prepared.
But there were some things that happened that I wasn't prepared for.
Hair started to connect and grow in places that it wasn't before.
It started to thicken on my legs.
It started to grow up my ass.
Yeah, the bears in the audience are like, yeah.
It stopped growing about halfway up my ass.
I have a mullet on my ass.
And then it started growing up.
I have it on my stomach and my chest,
and then I started losing it on the top of my head.
I'm going bald.
I'm starting to go bald, and I was like,
I want to be a man, just not that much of a * man.
And that's something that, like,
you can't pick and choose the effects of testosterone, you know?
It's one of those things that I was like, *, you know,
living in L.A., there's all kinds of procedures that you can get.
And I got a little sucked into the vanity,
and I just got a hair transplant.
I'm not even kidding.
I got a hair transplant.
No, wait, no, wait.
They pluck it from the back, and they put it in up here.
I'm waiting for it to grow in right now.
I'm serious.
I'm waiting for it to grow in.
I'm super excited about it.
And someone's message, I put pictures on Facebook
and, like, told people about it,
and they were, like, curious and asking me questions,
and then someone private messaged me and said,
dude, do you really want to be talking about that,
like, on, you know, publicly?
Do you want to, like, don't you want to slide into it
and let the people know, really?
And I was like, are you * kidding me?
I have told thousands and thousands of people
that I have a vagina.
You think I'm going to draw the line at hair transplant?
Yeah.