A man and a woman walking down the street, With a son and a daughter, it was oh so sweet, When mummy turned to daddy and she said, My dear, writes out she will, because the end is near, Then she pulled out the gun, I saw the sparks, Messed up the suit that he bought from Marks, Because she'd heard devices from outer space, She'd heard devices from outer space, Never trust a man, With egg on his face, Never trust a man, With egg on his face, Three months later, Mrs B stands, A smile on her face, blood on her hands, The chickies were scared and went home to bed, The headmaster in the papers said that, She was the victim of an awful plan, Announcing the mouthpiece of a little green man, She'd heard devices from outer space, Never trust a man, With egg on his face, Never trust a man, With egg on his face, La la La la La la, la la La la, la la La la, la la La la La la, la la La la, la la La la La la La la