Stick around with me
For some outstanding company
Forever I'm being told
I'm worth my weight in gold
You know I'm never knowingly undersold
The world is ours to see For you and me,
me,
me,
me,
me
My epaulets are striped
I'm never overhyped
Reviews are always glowingly and boldly typed
I'm trying to find a way to explain to you
Please don't mind my strange egomania Totally uncontrolled
I'm never knowingly undersold
You hit some luck with me
You won the lover's lottery
With prophecies of old My birth was long foretold
They knew I'd never knowingly be undersold Oh,
you know I'm just a schmuck
Love came along and I'm love-struck
A razzle-dazzle flash
Who's full of balderdash Your lover and your friend
Till the huckleberry end I'm overflowingly loving you
I'm so mind-blowingly midnight blue Knowing you and knowing me
That's the best thing I, I will ever do