Nancy got a haircut, she looks really nice now Walkin' with the light stretch on, all the eyes, how nice Oh, how nice Nancy's got a new do, pullin' all the fellas' girls Start doin' voodoo, cause they gettin' jealous, my It must be nice To be Nancy But nobody knows what it's like to be Scrutinized like you're on TV Nobody knows what it's like To be Nancy Nancy's got a hard life, winnin' isn't easy Even if it's part-time, even when it's lazy I think I would die If I were like Nancy, have to do what she does Dressin' up all fancy, fightin' hard for freedom, my Think I would die I wouldn't wanna be Nancy But nobody knows what it's like to be Scrutinized like you're on TV Nobody knows what it's like To be Nancy Oh, oh, oh, oh But nobody knows what it's like to be Scrutinized like you're on TV Nobody knows what it's like To be Nancy