Alcoholic, kind of mood, lose my clothes, lose my lube Cruising for a piece of fun, looking out for number one Different partner every night, so narcotic, out of sight What a guess, what a beautiful mess And it all breaks down at the role reversal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me Kind of prize that lasts for days, had some help from insect ways Comes across all shy, coy, just another Nancy boy Woman, man, a modern monkey, just another happy junkie Fifty pound, press my button, going down And it all breaks down at the role reversal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Does his makeup in his room, tells himself a cheap perfume My horse in a paper bag, greatest night I ever had Kind of guy who makes a life, gotta help him find a wife We're a couple when our bodies double And it all breaks down at the role reversal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the role reversal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head She's universal, spinning me around, she's coming over me *