The bottom feels so much better than the top, so much better Nana you're a window shopper, taking a look but you never buy Nana you're a window shopper, you won't pick it up if you're sober or fiver Nana you're a window shopper, get on the bus cause you still can't drive Nana you're a window shopper, mad cause you're just alive You get up in the morning and you light your tea milky You fumble for your glasses cause without them you can't see It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me I walk into your kitchen, everything's got a label You've done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like strepsils You're headed down the bowls club, have another orange squash Balls are rolling, rolling, rolling But you can't walk right cause things aren't what they were Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen Nana you're a window shopper, taking a look but you never buy Nana you're a window shopper, you won't pick it up if you're sober or fiver Nana you're a window shopper, get on the bus cause you still can't drive Nana you're a window shopper, my love, call me just a lie You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension And then you're off to bingo, it's become an obsession So wary of the kids when they're wearing their hoods up And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons? You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction You got a leak in your colostomy bag Yeah it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in Leaking, you're shopping with your trolley, it's sad How you're rolling, rolling, rolling Nana you're a window shopper, taking a look but you never buy Nana you're a window shopper, you won't pick it up if you're sober or fiver Nana you're a window shopper, get on the bus cause you still can't drive Nana you're a window shopper, mad as f*** but you're just in line *