Like nah, I realize this ain't fair Wanna mess with me and make you lose your pair Fall flat in your derriere Been there, look at me, lost fair and square Let's share, our stories, and tales of glories Battlefield of the war torn forties, or not We warn of the field, we trot back to classrooms To learn to rot, like nah, I realize this ain't fair Wanna mess with me and make you lose your pair Fall flat in your derriere Been there, look at me, lost fair and square Let's share, our stories, and tales of glories Battlefield of the war torn forties, or not We warn of the field, we trot back to classrooms To learn to rot, like nah, I'm a murderer, be it fossy That it wants to murder me, furiously It meets its maker, it shivers and quakers Throw it away so no one else can compete It's an unfortunate reality For all the cheats in the game who can't do the same So they cry and weep and soak their sheets Then stare into the distance Cause they're missing the point and that's the tea And mister you ain't got no glee But see, I'm not really confident It can be opened up like some mustard condiments It's a skill I gotta improve And do best know when it's due, I'll be so competent Let me respond within myself and check myself out like a bookshelf Am I doing things right? Will I be able to sleep at night? Need I fright? Will I turn white? Am I a ghost? Am I doing the most? Am I allowed to boast? Should I make a toast? Like I'm the head of the table and the host? I just don't get it, it's gross Maybe it's because I'm young and trying to feel greater almost Let me tell all my folks, it's time for a roast Both literally and metaphorically Add to the story, the tale, or the end of the beginning It's so close Like nah, I realize this ain't fair Wanna mess with me and make you lose your pair Fall flat in your derriere Been there, look at me, lost fair and square Let's share our stories and tales of glories Battlefield of the war-torn forties Or not, we warn of the field We trot back to classrooms to learn to rot Like nah, I feel like a cow in a slaughterhouse And not the way you're thinking about my god Just let the animals out But seriously, either someone else will get killed or I will now So I gotta wait and just keep doing my work So the jerks will go away and leave out the guesswork It's got a quirk, but I got a perk I'm a league above all these good-for-nothing jerks Like nah, I realize this ain't fair Wanna mess with me and make you lose your pair Fall flat in your derriere Been there, look at me, lost fair and square Let's share our stories and tales of glories Battlefield of the war-torn forties Or not, we warn of the field We trot back to classrooms to learn to rot Like nah, I realize this ain't fair Like nah, I realize this ain't fair Like nah, I realize this ain't fair Wanna mess with me and make you lose your pair Like nah, like nah, nah, nah Like nah, I realize this ain't fair I realize this ain't where you wanna be Make fun of me, see what happens You'll bleed like a stupid little bee Like nah, hope you enjoyed See you and all the boys in the next episode I'm out