Yeah, it's a mystery, we all knowWhere do our socks and keys go?Lost and found, they disappearIn this funny world, let's make it clearWoke up today, needed my keysLooked everywhere, down on my kneesChecked the couch, checked the floorFound a pen, but nothing moreThen my sock drawer, only got oneWhere's the other gone? Having some funIn a parallel world, dancing aroundIn this mystery, they can't be foundMystery of the missing socksKeys and pens and secret spotsThey vanish quick, without a traceThey vanish quick, without a traceIn this house, it's a hiding placeChecked the fridge, don't know whyFound the butter, but my keys, goodbyeUnder the bed, found some dustIn this game of hide and seekWho can I trust?Maybe the dog's got a stashWith socks and keys in a hidden cacheBut he just whacksLooks so slyIn this mystery, I'm left to sighMystery of the missing socksKeys and pens, keys and pensIn secret spots, in secret spotsThey vanish quick, without a traceIn this house, it's a hiding placeChecked the fridge, checked the fridgeDon't know whyFound no one, found no one by my sideChecked the fridge, checked the fridgeDon't know whyAre they in the washer, in a secret door?Or maybe the dryer, wanting moreIn a black hole, in the great unknownIn this mysteryI'm left aloneDays go by, then out of the blueThere's my sock and my keys tooOn the table, plain as dayIn this mysteryI'm left aloneDays go by, then out of the blueThere's my sock and my keys tooOn the table, plain as dayIn this mysteryWhat can I say?So alive, and I'm on my eyesIn this funny world, it's no surpriseThings disappear, then reappearIn this mystery, we hold dearMystery of the missing socksKeys and pens, keys and pensIn secret spots, in secret spotsThey vanish quick, without a traceIn this house, it's a hiding placeSo I laugh, and I roll my eyesIn this funny world, it's no surpriseThings disappear, he and his friendsThings are really, we hold dear