My best, my best, girl, girl, show you my beautiful basement, basement Where the concrete floor is cool to the touch, I turn up the heat If it's too much, I turn on the light bulb on the wire Tonight I'll teach you a little fire, I'm serious When I flip this next switch, look you in the eye and I say My trains, uh, my trains, uh I got small, small ones, tiny little trains Come down here just to get away My trains, uh, my trains, uh It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo In the club, the model railco club Mother***er said *** about my trains Might as well have took a *** on my brain cause I went insane I made track on his ass with a styrofoam bat But the president never did let me back after that *** I said *** you, you ***in' need to put on that Choo Choo Crew And then it was my trains, uh, my trains, uh I got one tiny little train and sometimes it just feels like My trains, uh, my, my, my, my, my trains, uh It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me, take me away, away, away Choo Choo Crew, Choo Choo Crew I lie here every night, I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller, I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough, my trains will seem much bigger And I'll be the conductor, the tiniest conductor Then what you gonna do? What you gonna do when I'm ***in' small, like one inch tall? You won't see me comin' at all When I crawl into your ear, and it might yawn You'll be like, what the *** is this? And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands, holding an artery shut Yeah, that's right, mother***er, then what? My trains My trains My trains, uh, my trains, uh Like the small ones, like the tiny little trains Come down here, just like a bunch of mice Uh, my trains, uh, they're like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me, take me away, away, away My trains My trains My trains My trains My trains