My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine,You make me smile with my heart, Your looks are laughable,Unphotographable, Yet you're my favorite work of art.Is your figure less than Greek?Is your month a little weak?When you only wear readable tree wreaths,Open it to speakAre you smart?But don't change a hair for meNot if you care for meStay little BallantineStayEach dayIs Valentine's DayIs your figure less than GreekIs yourA little weakWhen you open it to speakAre you smart?But don't you dare to changeA hair for meNot if you care for meStay little BallantineWon't you stayStayEach dayIs Valentine's DayDayHey