Verse

Behold the way our fine feathered-friend
His virtue doth parade.
Thou knowest not, my *** witted friend,
The picture Thou hast made.
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair
Conceal Thy good intent.
Thou, noble upright, truthful, sincere
And slightly dopey gent,- you are...

Refrain:

My funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.

You looks are laughable, unphotographable;
Yet you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little bit weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine stay.

Each day is valentine's day.