East End, room smells of washing powder,
lit like a basement.
He'd call it a statement.
Posters of Jason Statham, Venetian blinds.
Pulled sharp, but there's nothing to hide.
Never heard a fly.
He's kind of cute.
You'd only see his beer belly in his birthday suit.
Learned French from his time in Marseille.
He just thought he'd have more to say.
He's a eavesdropper.
No truth about it.
Tell me what to say and I'll shout it.
An eavesdropper.
Replication.
Michael Keaton is my favourite Batman.
Off out to the ten bells,
black chucks,
white sobs,
flat white pit stop at that flash new
corner shop.
Loud on his airpods, got a new pop.
Just can't say if he likes it or
not.
Out and about, keeps his head down.
Michelle at the office doesn't like him,
but he's alright
because his work sounds.
He doesn't bark or bite.
Just right for the cardboard life.
Eavesdropper.
No truth about it.
Tell me what to say and I'll shout it.
An eavesdropper.
Replication.
Michael Keaton was amazing in Birdman.
An eavesdropper.
No truth about it.
Tell me what to say and I'll shout it.
An eavesdropper.
Replication.
I'm gonna re-watch every season of Mad Men.
With or without you is my ultimate anthem.
Michael Keaton is my favourite Batman.