Maybe I'm crazy, for missing you I've been sleeping in your sweater, if I'm telling the truth I know it's crazy, it's a quarter to two When I'm dialing your number, what the *** am I doing? Hang up, you don't even hang much, you don't speak my language Hang up, you don't even hang much, you got too much baggage It's like a hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Got me feeling sorry for your next I didn't even want you for the *** Wasn't even hot to let you go A hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Why you keep on calling on my phone? You know I'm the best you'll ever get A hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Maybe you're stupid, yeah I'm a little bit dumb You've been reading all these signs that I've been sending for months And *** got real rim, yeah it's not being fun Can't believe that you ever even thought that you were the one Hang up, you don't even hang much, you don't speak my language Hang up, you don't even hang much, you got too much baggage It's like a hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Got me feeling sorry for your next I didn't even want you for the *** Wasn't even hot to let you go A hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Why you keep on calling on my phone? You know I'm the best you'll ever get A hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Hang up, you don't even hang much, you don't speak my language Hang up, you don't even hang much, you got too much baggage It's like a hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Got me feeling sorry for your next I didn't even want you for the *** Wasn't even hot to let you go A hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex Why you keep on calling on my phone? You know I'm the best you'll ever get A hundred ***ing reasons you're my ex