Hello boys and girls, today we're going to talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do. Who's your daddy? Daddy, what are you doing? Okay then! Everybody, listen up! I'm going to hell! Who's coming with me? Somebody please help him! I think my dad's going crazy! There's no mountain I can't climb. There's no tower too high. No plane that I can't learn how to fly. What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to? *** brains growing in brass balls. I cut them off and got them pickled in bronze. In a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographs. Sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall. I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off. All this time me and Dre been *** with hats off. I should tell Laura and her husband to back off. Before I push this mother*** button and blast off. Blast off and launch one of these Russians and that's all. Blow every *** thing except Afghanistan on a mass haul. When will it stop? When will I knock the *** off? Hayley, tell him baby. My dad's what? There's really nothing else to say. I can't explain it. I think my dad's going crazy. A little help from Hayley Jade won't you tell him maybe. I think my dad's going crazy. There's nothing you can do to save it. Could ever change me. I think my dad's going crazy. There's no one other that can save me, not even Hayley. I think my dad's going crazy. It's like my mother always told me. Rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy. Nicotine and God damn it you little motherfucker. If you ain't got nothing nice to say then don't say nothing. *** that *** bitch, eat a mother*** dick. Chew on a brick and lick a million mother*** cocks per second. I'd rather put out a mother*** gospel record. I'd rather be a pussy wit bitch. Eat pussy and have pussy lips. Glue to my face with a clip. Ring in my nose then quit bringing my flows. Quit giving me my M.O. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a homo by his toe. Man I don't know no more. Am I the only *** one who's normal anymore? There's really nothing else to say. I can't explain it. I think my dad's going crazy. A little help from Hayley Jade won't you tell him maybe. I think my dad's going crazy. There's nothing you can do or say that could ever change me. I think my dad's going crazy. There's no one on earth that can save me. Not even Hayley. I think my dad's going crazy. My songs can make you cry. Take you by surprise at the same time. Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme. So what you're seeing is a genius at work. Which to me isn't work. So it's easy to misinterpret it at first. Cause when I speak it's tongue in cheek. I'd yank my *** teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue. I'd slice my gums. Get struck by *** lightning twice at once. And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son. And walk around the rest of my life spit on. And kicked and hit with *** every time I sung. Like R. Kelly as soon as bumping grind comes on. With more pain inside of my brain. In the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane. Aimed at the world trade. Standing on Ronnie's grave. Screaming at the sky. The clouds gather. It's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade. And that's pretty much the gist of it. Parents are pissed but the kids love it. Nine millimeter heater stashed in two seaters with meat cleavers. I don't blame you. I wouldn't let Hailey listen to me neither. There's really nothing else to say. I can't explain it. I think my dad's gone crazy. A little help from Hailey Jade won't let you tell her maybe. I think my dad's gone crazy. There's nothing you can do to save it. Could ever change me. I think my dad's gone crazy. There's no one on earth that can save me. Not even Hailey. I think my dad's gone crazy. Crazy. You're funny daddy.