I love my bagel, my NyQuil pills, Jackie, I love my buddies, my hatchet van, but I love my axe.My axe is my bungee, I bring him when I walk. Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk.My axe is my bungee, he always makes me laugh. Me and my axe cut big, it's spinal cords in half.My axe is my bungee, and when I wind him back. Me and my axe will give your forehead a butt crack.My axe is my bungee, I never leave without him. Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain.Everybody, everybody, everybody roar!Murdering, murdering, murdering, Fire Buddied I!Chop, chop, chop!My axe is my bungee, we right the planets wrong. Me and my axely beg it's dead on with you long.My axe is my bungee, he never makes me cry.Me and my axely beg it's dead on with you long.My axe will leave a pivot for your eyeMy axe is my banshee, don't take him for a chumpMe and my axe will leave you hopping on a stumpEverybody, everybody, everybody run!We're murdering, murdering, murderingEverybody die!Everybody die!Everybody, everybody, everybody run!We're murdering, murdering, murderingEverybody die!Everybody die!Look into the deadest treeTell me baby what you seeDon't you hear the branches cryAsking for the reasons whyDid they hang so many menFrom the branches off of themWhy did humans make them playWith them in their evil wayLook into the moon's beamCan you fathom what it's likeTo be seenBodies dragging from a truckDriven by a bigot *Why you think the heavens cryAs it rain in blizzard skiesAin't no covering the tracksThat's why I'm here and oh yesMy axe is my bansheeHe'll thump into your headMe and my axe will make your white hoodies redMy axe is my bansheeYou let that dixie waveMe and my axe will * your mother upAnd your brainsMy axe is my bansheeWe both fry with the treesMe and my axe will bring the devil to his kneesEverybody, everybody, everybody roarMurdering, murdering, murderingEverybody die!Everybody die!Everybody, everybody, everybody roarMurdering, murdering, murderingEverybody die!D-r-h-l-h-hey!Chop-chop-chop!Sway-ay-ay!Chop-chop-chop!Everybody, everybody, everybody roarMurdering, murdering, murderingEverybody die!Chop-chop-chop!Sway-hey-ay!Chop-chop-chop!Everybody, everybody, everybody roarMurdering, murdering, murderingEverybody die!Chop-chop-chop!Sway-ay-ay!Chop-chop-chop!Aah!