I've got a fanzine

So I should know

everything bout every band

I turned punk 2 years ago

I tell my subjects

I'm D.I.Y.

I'll your band a sellout

& I'll tell convienient lies

I've got a lot of staples

and to much....

Time to trash a band

They *** blow

since I wasn't on the list

I didn't make the show oh well

No major labels

They really suck

except for Bad Religion

can't get their sticker of my truck

got my own agenda

I write the rules

I'll use my moms cash

nobody knows

are you calling me a liar

yeah my story has some holes

I'll start a label

rip of the bands

I will liberate the punk scene

Just part of my master plan

If its in my zine

It must be true

Who told you I'm always crying

Just because I'm getting sued

That guys an ***

That bands on Ludes

I guess my little fanzine

is like the weekly world news