Was a lonely guy named Robert who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
So things were not okay
So he got himself a lift without any hesitation
Driver said, where are you going?
I don't have a destination
He said, I know a nice bar that has great booze
Well I have nothing to lose
So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar
The driver out the window yelled,
please give me five stars
He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink
That's when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality
And oh,
it was the prettiest face in the world
She was unlike any other girl She smiled and her teeth were white as pearls
Oh yeah,
like any other girl
So he got up from his seat,
cause his heart had skipped a beat.
It was time to change his day,
he knew just the thing to say.
He said, hey.
She said, hey.
He said, hey.
He said, sorry to interrupt.
Robert walked back to his seat,
as he accepted his defeat.
Then he finished up his beer,
as he lost all of his cheer.
Then he felt the hand upon his shoulder,
as the air grew even colder.
He said before he drank another,
Sorry about what happened with my brother.
I thought that was your man.
It's just my brother Dan.
Hey Dan.
Hey man.
So he got right up off of his chair,
Then ran his fingers through her hair and...
There was a lonely guy named Robert,
Who was feeling kind of down,
So he got himself a beer,
He sat there with a frown.
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day,
but things will be okay.