She's a crazy little wedgie
And she's from the Murfidgee
And she's got a reputation far and wide
They talk about her east and west
They say her dancing is the best
So I thought I'd take a look and then decide
Well, it was down the Riverina
The first time that I seen her
Right then and there my heart was in a whirl
She was dressed up to the nines
And really looking fine
You've never seen such a pretty girl
Well, she's a crazy little wedgie
And she's from the Murfidgee
You should see that little girl step it out
I tried to take her strolling
But she's keen on rock and rolling
She's the girl that all the fellas rave about
They say she took some beating
At the dance hall down in Leighton
The gang stood back and gave her all the floor
She's a crazy little wedgie
Her jeans, they were the tightest
And she danced just like some violets
The fellas all were yelling out for more
Well, she's a crazy little wedgie
And she's from the Murfidgee
You should see that little honey step around
Her charm, it never fails
She's the queen of New South Wales
She's the hippest little cat in all the town
Well, she really looked fantastic when she busted the elastic in her ponytail
And now I had to frown
I asked her what she's selling, but it's just her way of telling
She's really gonna let all her hair down
Well, around about this particular time we got together
We were doing fine, I had dreams of making her all mine, you see
Then one day some real cool cat came all the way up from Ballarat
Took my murpidgee-widgee away from me