We kissed on the carpet, half asleep If I buy you a couple shots, do you give half off to me?
The only girl I ever told Offered to beat him up, but what good would that do?
I bet he's pretty good at getting back up So I killed him instead
With a baseball bat under my bed You won't see him again
It's not a problem unless you say something
The porch smelled like giving up The van tasted like cigarettes
I called home from a curb in Denton Acted like we just went swimming
But I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bed
You won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say something
I'm never going back to Texarkana
So I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bed
You won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say something
I'm never going back to Texarkana