We kissed on the carpet, half asleep If I buy you a couple shots, do you give half off to me?The only girl I ever told Offered to beat him up, but what good would that do?I bet he's pretty good at getting back up So I killed him insteadWith a baseball bat under my bed You won't see him againIt's not a problem unless you say somethingThe porch smelled like giving up The van tasted like cigarettesI called home from a curb in Denton Acted like we just went swimmingBut I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bedYou won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say somethingI'm never going back to TexarkanaSo I killed him instead With a baseball bat under my bedYou won't see him again It's not a problem unless you say somethingI'm never going back to Texarkana