Mr Soft, turn around and face the world to watch the things you're going through Oh Mr Soft, believe everything they tell you and be damned if they'll thank you You paint everything so cool, coming on like Mr Cool Paint your face and shut the gate, no one's coming home till late Don't you know life gets tedious enough without this extra grudge to bear? You're so slow, shift your ideas, make your mind up in a jiffy, let's be fair We'll all be taken off tonight, turn off your eyes and shut the light You're the most, you're so unreal, we'd all be dead without your spiel You're so slow, shift your ideas, make your mind up in a jiffy, let's be fair We'll all be taken off tonight, turn off your eyes and shut the light You're the most, you're so unreal, we'd all be dead without your spiel Oh Mr Soft, go to town and bring the dawn in, in the morning on your way Mr Soft, put your feet upon the waters and play Jesus for a day You begin to hear them mumble, you spot the star man ruff and tumble Fight the good fight, sting your axe, watch the speaker, lead the packs Ooh, here we go again www.*** or www.*** or www.*** or www.***