Mr. Right.
So when are we going to meet your Mr. Right?
What's he look like?
How much money does he make?
Mr. Right.
How big is his ego?
I don't know, silly. I haven't met him yet.
Girls, I tell you what.
I need my Mr. Right to really hit the spot.
You know the one.
To be blessed by the breast, you gotta pass the test.
I'll take out my retainer.
You know the rest.
So if he's got the bacon, I'll give it to him all the time.
And my kitty hits the floor for a nickel and a dime.
He's gotta have a job, and he has to have a car.
And if you can't afford, sorry, but that's who you are.
So many men knocking on my door.
But he's the one I'm waiting for.
Mr. Right.
I want to meet him, they just say I'm Mr. Right.
And when I get him, I'ma keep him, Mr. Right.
Till he arrives, I'll be the one that's keeping me up at night.
Mr. Right.
We go together, like lead and paint.
Like when I'm with him, I can't even show restraint.
I'll cook and clean, he'll call me crazy.
He'll ask me, why are you in my house?
I'll say, I'm lazy.
I pray and I dream for a man like JC.
Who will love me and treat me like the Virgin Mary.
M-A-X on the floor, G-O-D at my core.
Until the day that I'm wet, y'all can use my back door.
So many men knocking on my door.
But he's the one I'm waiting for.
Mr. Right.
I want to meet him, they just say I'm Mr. Right.
And when I get him, I'ma keep him, Mr. Right.
Till he arrives, I'll be the one that's keeping me up at night.
Girls, I live your dreams like every night, yeah.
He wraps his arms around my waist and holds me tight, ah.
He's got a face I can't forget.
Two massive legs and chiseled pecs.
We go to kiss and then next I'm waking up the sheets are wet.
Ew!
So many men knocking on my door.

But he's the one I'm waiting for.
Mr. Right.
I want to meet him, they just say I'm Mr. Right.
And when I get him, I'ma keep him, Mr. Right.
Till he arrives, I'll be the one that's keeping me up at night.
Mr. Right.