Mr. MacLennanMr. MacLennan woke up one morningPicked up his paper and diedThere on the floor of the general storeWhere he started each day of his lifeBarbara McDougal wrote into the bugleDescribing a tragic eventHe laid down a dollar and loosened his collarWhat a beautiful day this isSo long, farewellWe all got a story to tellSo long, farewellWe all got a storyYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahLenny Roy Parker drove off in the darkWith a beer in a joint he just rolledSkid marks like a snake that led right to the lakeHe thought, man, what a weird way to goSo long, farewellWe all got a story to tellSo long, farewellWe all got a storyYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahDonna the lesbian sewage truck driverSlept in her driveway againThe rocks through her windowsThreads in your windowsTonight will all come to an endCause you don't mess with DonnaShe's good and she's honestAnd she'll do what she's gotta doNobody was found, not a word, not a soundCause the Donna don't leave any cluesSo long, farewellWe all got a story to tellSo long, farewellWe all got a story to tellSo long, goodnightDon't forget to turn out the lightsYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah