Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, the worst person I know, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, but she worries me so.
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, if she'd leave us alone, we would have a happy home, sand from down below.
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, sand should be her name.
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law.
To me they're about the same, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, every time I open my mouth, she steps in and tries to put me out, how could she stoop so low?
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law.
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, I come home with my fate.
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law.
She'd ask me what I'd make
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
She'd think her advice is a contribution
But if she would go, that would be the solution
Don't come back no more
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
Mother-in-law, mother-in-law