Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, the worst person I know, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, but she worries me so.Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, if she'd leave us alone, we would have a happy home, sand from down below.Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, sand should be her name.Mother-in-law, mother-in-law.To me they're about the same, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, every time I open my mouth, she steps in and tries to put me out, how could she stoop so low?Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law.Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, I come home with my fate.Mother-in-law, mother-in-law.She'd ask me what I'd makeMother-in-law, mother-in-lawShe'd think her advice is a contributionBut if she would go, that would be the solutionDon't come back no moreMother-in-law, mother-in-lawMother-in-law, mother-in-lawMother-in-law, mother-in-lawMother-in-law, mother-in-law