Marge Lane, Private Eye! Speeding across town on his huge Chevrolet, Marge Lane, Private Eye, seeks to defeat the filthy macaroon of Gillymore, first cousin of the hideous, the fiendish, Dr. Ectomy Alias The Hand and his beautiful Highland pal, Heather. The macaroon of Gillymore, booze baron, dog pusher, porno kid, will the macaroon defeat the forces of good by pressing money into Marge Lane's hand? Can right-wing fascism snatch the West Side back from the gummies? Will none of our dreams ever be seen again? Who knows? Who cares? Oh my God! Marge Lane, Private Eye Marge Lane, Private Eye Marge Lane, Private Eye
