Well, my heart skipped a beat when you walked into the roomAnd in five seconds I was thinkin' bride and groomI was thinkin' bride and groom, I'm thinkin' man and wifeNever felt love so fast in all of my life I know you like my friendsAnd you gotta meet my parents My dad is pretty funnyAnd my mom looks like Betty White I gotta have another drink to figure out away To introduce myself to youTonight I'm lousy on the first night Better by the thirdI was raised Catholic, in case you hadn't heardBut I ain't the type of man Who lives in dreams and wishesOr walks around the house breakin' bread and blessin' fishesIf I sent a dozen roses just out of habit Would you press those flowers in a copy ofa Babbit?I need another drink, I need a cigarette I ain't givin' up, I'm gonna get you yetI'll give you the rights to my ten best songs If you wanna talk, I can talk until dawn righthere I need a word that rhymes with earnI guess your name is the first thing I oughta learnI hope you're a Democrat, hope you like the Red SoxHope you like bourbon with a splash of water on the rocksBourbon with a splash is the only drink I makeBut baby, I could learn, there's a course I could takeYou might as well give up I'm gonna make my move, we could honeymoonto Paris Hang out at the Louvre, we could winter inthe city Summer up in MaineAnd all of this will happen just as soon as I learn your name