Woke up today at 7 a.m., got out of bed around 1.30, because I need a good reason to get
out of bed, like fire, and that won't even get me out of bed.
One time I was in a hotel, the fire alarm went off, I didn't even get out of bed.
I was like, that's a test.
I bet my life that's a test.
I don't understand the morning people.
Even on my day off, I'll get up at 6, we should be able to hit these people.
I'm jealous.
Yes, hatred, applaud hatred.
But in reality, I'm jealous.
I mean, you have to understand, my role models were the grandparents in that movie, Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I remember watching that movie as a kid and seeing the scene with the grandparents in
bed and thinking, I like these people.
I like what they're all about.
They were in bed full time.
What if we did this till we died?
They weren't even watching television, they were looking at the other grandparents.
How's your bed?
It's good, it's good.
It's the same as your bed.
They were so into bed.
They lived in poverty.
They're great.
My grandson got a golden ticket where he could win an entire chocolate factory, and
only one of the grandparents got out of bed.
The other three were like, good luck, Charlie.
You win the factory and make me a chocolate bed.
Typically, I have to get up early because I have young children and they want to experience
things like life.
I'm like, what are we doing today?
Well, I was hoping to nap.
Can we go outside?
It's closed.
It's closed.
It's closed.
It's closed.

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