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I am the Overweight Lover MC, Heavy D
This one goes out to my man DJ Eddie F
Trouble T-Roy my partner G-Wiz
This also goes out to my money earnin' Mount Vernon crew
J. Daddy, James Huff, Pete Rock, Nick Love
Trak Boogie, and my man Chris Hughley A power, because my temper's at the border
Like I said before, I keep a party filled, like a bucket of water
MC, H E A V Y D, O V E R W E I G H T
Lover in the house, on the smooth tip And I'ma rip this, then I'ma hop hip
Better yet hip-hop, 'cause you're a drip-drop
Small as a pebble, while Heavy D's a bedrock I am the capital, H E V rappable
King ambassador with more, who's quite a radical
My style's like particular, extra-curricular
Sit back relax, while Heavy D sticks to ya A new type of tune'n, risin', boomin'
When I need a cut I see Scott, for proper groomin'
I'ma go on and flow on and turn my microphone on
Then blow on to make sure, the sound is strong! So y'all get up, keep your head up, and then gear up
Heavy' is in the funk, the Boyz in the back will fold the rear up
MC's in my path I'ma steadily pounce
Heavy D's in effect with more bounce to the ounce More bounce to the ounce Check it now hip hip hooray'n, check what I am sayin'
You'll be happy like a faggot in jail, when Heavy is playin'
No complainin' necessary, 'cause on the contrary
Of bein' wack I will react, and others I will bury I'm comin' on strong while you stutter we're the [Incomprehensible]
Description of my rhyme? Hmm, butter!
Better yet milky, smooth and silky
Don't applaud you fraud, you wasn't with me When I started rappin', you wasn't even tappin'
Now that I'm done, you pat me on the back
And say, "What's happenin', I love the rhymes you announce"
Heavy D's in effect with more bounce to the ounce More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce Check eight seven six five four three two one
Money earnin' Mount Vernon, is where I come from
This rap is an article, started from a particle
Hipped up, hyped up, hemmed up, to be historical An overweight rubbable, squeezably lovable
Ladies come to me and say, "Heavy you're so huggable"
Not only am I huggable, but I'm quite enjoyable
When I answer the joint you see I'm rather unavoidable Plus that means attainable, all my niggaz that's got cable
Rope chains, gold chains, the victory explainable
MC's in my path I will steadily pounce
Heavy D's in effect with more bounce to the ounce More bounce to the ounce
Much more bounce to the ounce Eddie F! Get ill on 'em one time! Aww, yeah!
Don't hold nothin' back money! Ooh-ooh! Height, six-three, style, swing beat
Name, Heavy D, so just watch me
Car, Chevy, four by four blazer
Favorite passtime, skeeze chaser! Size, ten and a half, sometimes eleven
Place of rest after death, heaven
Favorite dessert, chocolate chipcake
Favorite dance, mine, the Heavy D shake Run, my territory, I will say never
The Overweight Lover, is highly, too clever
Extremely intellectual, not bisexual
If this was a basketball game I'd win the sectional Championship, then eat potato chip
With a little onion dip, and then I'll take a trip
To Maui, Maui is a little island a part of Hawaii
I dip upon the plane push up on the stewardess say, "Fly me" You never hear another beat quite like this
Done up real smooth with a lyrical twist
MC's in my path I will steadily pounce
Heavy D's in effect with more bounce to the ounce More bounce to the ounce, ooh-ooh! Aiyyo! Eddie F! Get busy one time This is to show all y'all out there how we livin' boy
We livin' large! Aww yeah!
To my crew in front of Big Lou's, y'all chill!
We got Big Juju, my man Joe Black main Slick Rick is on the block
We gon' get ill for y'all one time
Money earnin' Mount Vernon is in effect boy!
We live too large to live little! [Incomprehensible]
More bounce is like more money, aww yeah!