I don't know if we can do monogamy.
I know a controversial point of view from a married person.
I don't know about it.
I feel like I've never fully believed in it
because I didn't have a great example of it growing up, right?
Like, my drama teacher, Mr. Rogers, who was married,
would actively hit on my mom right in front of me, right?
Right in front of me.
And, like, I didn't even get to be the lead in the spring musical.
Like, you want to * my mom when I'm townsperson number three?
What the *, Mr. Rogers?
LAUGHTER