Alarm rings loud, I hit snooze twice
My coffee's cold, the toast's not nice
The world moves fast,
I move slow
But maybe there's something I should know
What if this pain is just pretend?
What if it's not the week's real begin?
Mondays are just a myth,
my friend A tale we tell that never ends
No proof,
no pics,
just blurry haze Who even said they're real days?
Let's skip ahead to Tuesday bliss Cause Mondays simply don't exist
I wear my socks,
not quite the same My brain forgets my boss's name
My left shoe's gone, my dog looks sad
But wait, maybe it's not that bad
What if the world's been pulling tricks?
With made-up days and calendar glitches Mondays are just a myth,
my friend
A weekly prank that won't offend No scientists have ever proved
That Mondays are an actual mood Let's erase them with a twist
Yeah, Mondays simply don't exist If I don't set
an alarm
And no one sends me work with charm Did Monday even truly start?
Or was it just a chart?
Mondays are just a myth,
we say Let's dance like it's a Saturday
If someone asks,
we plead the fifth Cause Mondays are just
a made-up myth