Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, the movement ain't been And that washing machine It's driving you crazy To hear the kids scream, oh But you're laughing so bad You feel happy inside It's a crime Got to waste it away Each and every precious day Don't be blind It's Monday, Monday It seems so lazy It's a day that can drive you crazy My Monday, my Tuesday, my Wednesday The paperboy's been And that news looks so blank There ain't time to read it Cause you might get the sack But you're laughing so bad You feel happy inside It's a crime Got to waste it away Each and every precious day Don't be blind It's Monday, Monday It seems so lazy It's a time that can drive you crazy La la la, la la la, la la la My Monday, my Tuesday, my Wednesday Quick, *** up your money Head out for the gate You just missed your bus now You're late for a date, oh But you're laughing so bad You feel happy inside It's a crime Got to waste it away Each and every precious day Don't be blind It's Monday, Monday It seems so lazy It's a time that can drive you crazy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday