My name is Frank Pagliando and I am your host.
Start out with this.
We got any fans of the president?
President Bush,
for those of you who don't know who it is.
A couple people do.
A couple people are the Dixie Chicks.
All right.
So I love President Bush.
I think it's great we have a president who seems like he's
always looking directly into the sun.
It's great, you know.
You sure about doing me a favor?
Hand me a pair of sunglasses because I can't see * right now.
Somebody get me a visor.
You mean advisor?
No, a visor.
I can't see *.
Stupid jackass Cheney.
I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
Remember that saying he got wrong,
as if there was one?
Remember that?
There's an old saying in Texas,
which I'm pretty sure is where I come from.
Fool me once, *.
How often do you think he said that
warming up for a presidential dress?
*.
I cannot believe I said that.
Try this again.
Hand up.
Here we go.
Fool
me once, shame me,
once, twice, three times a lady.
Bush should finish things with the words,
the end,
so you know that he's done.
Because he tends to ramble.
If you want to teach the nation a penny saved is a penny earned.
A penny saved is a,
well, it's one cent.
Spanish centavo.
Put in your pocket for a while, or piqueta,
because it's yours and you earned it.
Or you put it in the stock market,
but not right now.
Because the end.
Yeah,
all right.
My favorite thing is when he gets something right,
though,
because he gets that little *-eating grin on his face.
You know what I'm talking about?
That's why the United States will lead us all to peace.
Is there a fan blowing on him?
When he gets that confidence going,
too,
that's a lot of fun.
He's like,
I'm going to kick some ass.
I'm going to kick some ass.
Put a little button on him.
Kick some ass.
I'm going to kick some ass.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick some ass.
We out.
East side, west side, W side.