Just hype the ball. Just hype the ball. Football. Monday night. Football. When I was young I always thought it was swell to be a football player in the NFL. Hup one, hup two, hup three and four. Just hype the ball, I'll make the score. Be it pass, punt, run or kick. The name of the game is hit and be hit. To make the block, to throw the pass like Frank O. Harris I'd be super fast. To run the ball like Tony D while the Dallas Cowgirls chill for me like Earl Campbell coming from behind with my power play from the one yard line. Quarterback second like Randy White that's the NFL on a Monday night. Tough as steel, mean as hell I'd be a football player in the NFL. I said down, set, ready, hype. See the LA Rangers on Monday nights. Just turn the channel on your TV to catch the Dolphins on ABC. Now just *** a snack, sit back, relax and leave the rest to the quarterbacks with Frank the Gimper, Howard Cosell only play by play for the NFL. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Like Nino Green breaking up the play like Walter Payton I'd break away. Like George Blander I'd do it all I'd show Jim Brown how to run the ball like Lin Swan with my diving catch from Terry Bradshaw my quarterback. Like Billy Johnson I would burn a hundred yards on the punt return like Mel Blunt in on the fumble into the end zone I would rumble in the Hall of Fame it would surely say heard him bad in Vin O.J. I said down, set, ready, hype. See the Baltimore Cops on Monday nights just turn the channel on your TV to see Tampa Bay on ABC. Now just *** a snack, sit back, relax and leave the rest to the quarterbacks with Dandy Don, Howard Cosell only play by play for the NFL. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Like Gale Sayers I'd thrill the fans with Pete Rozelle cheering in the stands like Bigfoot Dempsey I would kick field goals good from 66 like 2-Dollar Jones in on the blitz I'd give the offense a harder fit and nothing in the world would be as sweeter than to be a purple people eater. I'd drive the quarterbacks insane like the New York Stack Exchange I'd lead the defense on the run I'd cut them down like the Orange Grudge I said down, set, ready, hype see the Philly Eagles on Monday nights just turn the channel on your TV to catch the Falcons on ABC Now just *** a snack, sit back, relax and leave the rest to the quarterbacks with Fran the Man, Howard Cosell only play by play for the NFL. Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. Alright team, we need a touchdown so Hannah Cole, Little McKenzie Gray hold that line, Nehemiah post-pattern Carmichael fly, Billy Jordan breathe button hook, Sam the Bam fly wide Billy Sims in and out, so let's get out and win this one for the Kipper. Everybody raise your arms cause Hurdles gonna throw the bomb Ready to score tonight, let me hear you say Alright! Say Hurdle bad! Say throw the pass! Now get those hands up in the sky and wave them around from side to side if you like football on Monday nights let me hear you say Alright! Say football's good! In the neighborhood! Well I see her now with my eagle eyes so I cross my arms and let it fly! Mountain style! Down, set, ready, hype. Down, set, ready, hype. The SC band that is in the land The SC band that is in the land The SC band that is in the land The SC band that is in the land The SC band that is in the land The SC band that is in the land The SC band that is in the land