Crazy way to get your kicks

Shoot the silicone in your lips

If your figure makes you sad

They suck the fat right of your back Make up your mind about your tits girls

They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit girls

There's only one thing they can't fix

No I won't let you be mislead

And that's the hole in your head

Can't do nothing about that Hail, hail modern world

Hail to all you boys and girls

Hail, hail the color green

Hail, hail to what I've seen

Hail, hail, hail this modern world You tell her that she's beautiful

And put her on a pedestal

But as you google tripple x

Imagination kicks in The more you think about *** boys

With someone else the better it gets boys

You have a purpose in your life

Besides cheating on the wife

For fucks sake show some sense, oh Hail, hail modern world

Hail to all you boys and girls

Hail, hail the color green

Hail, hail to what I've seen

Hail, hail, hail this modern world Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, these days adoption is a hot thing

You can get a child for nearly nothing

You take them home to a nanny

Buy off your guilt with toys and candy

But all the money that you work for girls

Can't compare it to love boys There's only one thing they can't fix

No I won't let you be mislead

And that's the hole in your head

Can't do nothing about that Hail, hail modern world

Hail to all you boys and girls

Hail, hail the color green

Hail, hail to what I've seen

Hail, hail, hail this modern world

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