She twisted my arm, and I bought the farm The law on her side, I wish I could hide I'm guilty of sin, but I know how to win I don't know how to die, I don't know how to cry I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain I carry the ball, I carry it all And when I'm done, I'm still looking for fun My nose in the grind, I'm so sorry I signed This unfortunate creature is my S&M teacher It's a modern day ripoff, modern day ripoff Modern age ripoff, modern age ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, ripoff I got *** in my bucket, I wish I could say *** it But missing a target each day I enlarge it A respectable person would not do so much cursing At least I'm still kicking, am I smart or chicken? I ran out of blow, a long time ago I can't smoke a J, all my guts fly away This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher Modern age ripoff, modern day ripoff, modern age Ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, modern age Ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, ripoff Ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, ripoff Ripoff, ripoff, ripoff, ripoff