There I am, sunk home
No ladies and my money's blown
I'm writing lyrics and thinking about *
Never realizing what will come of it
Ring, ring goes my telephone
And now I'm feeling like Al Capone
Easy, easy, ain't that sweet
And now she's saying that she wants to meet
She called me up from another state
Cause she was starting to contemplate
That she didn't want to be alone
So she ring, ring, ring my telephone
Oh, I'm full now
It's messy but it's fun
Oh, I'm full now
Oh, I'm full now
Welcome London
Come London
And she's saying that she's itchy all over
And she's moaning and she's pounding like Rover
I can hear her getting off her gear
It's clear, come knock, knock
Like a four-leaf clover
Opportunity rare
Yeah, but I'm already there
Telling me what she needs to feel complete
I'm thinking of that would be such a treat
She needs me to help her along
Now speak to me down the telephone
You can't complete what I started
Now she's getting excited
Mobile phone
It's messy but it's fun
Oh, I'm full now
Welcome London
Call me up from another state
Cause she was starting to contemplate
That she didn't want to be alone
So she ring, ring, ring my telephone
Call me up from another state
Cause she was starting to contemplate
That she didn't want to be alone
So she ring, ring, ring my telephone
Looking around, found a bucket of ice
And you know that could be nice
I want to take her all the way on to phone
Baby that's how I want to play
She's in on the game
Thought telling me
Called her my name
I'm going crazy
High as a belt
And she's taking a belt
No closed arm
She's silent
She's sweltering
Found out what she never knew
No No no no no
She never had no clue
We both found out what we never knew
Mobile phones that can be good for you
Mobile phone, no
It's messy but it's fun
Mobile phone, no
Welcome on down
Mobile phone, no
It's messy but it's fun
Mobile phone, no
Welcome on down
Come on down
It's messy but it's fun