There I am, sunk homeNo ladies and my money's blownI'm writing lyrics and thinking about *Never realizing what will come of itRing, ring goes my telephoneAnd now I'm feeling like Al CaponeEasy, easy, ain't that sweetAnd now she's saying that she wants to meetShe called me up from another stateCause she was starting to contemplateThat she didn't want to be aloneSo she ring, ring, ring my telephoneOh, I'm full nowIt's messy but it's funOh, I'm full nowOh, I'm full nowWelcome LondonCome LondonAnd she's saying that she's itchy all overAnd she's moaning and she's pounding like RoverI can hear her getting off her gearIt's clear, come knock, knockLike a four-leaf cloverOpportunity rareYeah, but I'm already thereTelling me what she needs to feel completeI'm thinking of that would be such a treatShe needs me to help her alongNow speak to me down the telephoneYou can't complete what I startedNow she's getting excitedMobile phoneIt's messy but it's funOh, I'm full nowWelcome LondonCall me up from another stateCause she was starting to contemplateThat she didn't want to be aloneSo she ring, ring, ring my telephoneCall me up from another stateCause she was starting to contemplateThat she didn't want to be aloneSo she ring, ring, ring my telephoneLooking around, found a bucket of iceAnd you know that could be niceI want to take her all the way on to phoneBaby that's how I want to playShe's in on the gameThought telling meCalled her my nameI'm going crazyHigh as a beltAnd she's taking a beltNo closed armShe's silentShe's swelteringFound out what she never knewNo No no no noShe never had no clueWe both found out what we never knewMobile phones that can be good for youMobile phone, noIt's messy but it's funMobile phone, noWelcome on downMobile phone, noIt's messy but it's funMobile phone, noWelcome on downCome on downIt's messy but it's fun