So break out the bottleBring on the crowdYes, gather round meCause misery loves companyI just left my home friendJust left my home friendWhere I couldn't sleepI couldn't sleepFor missing a womanMissing a womanThat I couldn't keepI couldn't keepShe just walked out and left meFor somebody elseNow her memoryKeeps haunting meWhen I'm by myselfI'm by myselfSo break out the bottleAnd bring on the crowdTell funny storiesTurn the jukebox up loudCome on, set up my tableWhere the drinks are on meYes, gather round meCause misery loves companyNow I'm not the first oneI'm not the first oneWho's lost his mindLost everythingTo a false-hearted womanWith a false-hearted dreamBut this is the first timeI've suffered myselfHelp me get over this loveI'll handle the next loveAll by myselfAnd break out the bottleBring on the crowdTell funny storiesTurn the jukebox up loudCome on, set up my tableWhere the drinks are on meYes, gather round meCause misery loves companyI'm by myself